LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY AT A MINIMUM

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WE KNOW YOUR SECRET.

Because we have the same one: we’re desperate for free time, missing the days when we could do whatever the f*ck we wanted without answering to anyone else. But that’s not our reality, so we smile and sip our coffee (or wine—we don’t judge) anyway, smiling at the memories and vowing to show up as the best mom we can be every single day.

BUT WHY NOT MAKE THOSE SMALL MOMENTS A LITTLE MORE SPICY?

IN COMES ONE OF OUR FAVORITE BEER CAN GLASSES

LET'S KEEP THE DUMFUCKERY AT A MINIMUM

I am so conflicted about this product. On one hand, yes, we must keep the dumbfuckery at a minimum. We accomplish this by filling this 16oz beer can glass with iced coffee or iced tea. If you’re really committed to a zero dumbfuckery policy, fill it with water. On the other, sweary mom hand, I need that dumbfuckery at a maximum because sometimes that nonsense is what gets me through the day. That and the spiked lemonade I’m sipping. However you roll with your dumbfuckery, this glass will keep spills at a minimum with its bamboo lid and reusable straw. 

  • 16 oz beer can glasses to   carry your soul through the day. 
  • Bamboo lid & a reusable straw repping some eco-friendly consumerism.
  • Product shown with iced coffee however it can hold vodka, rum, and tequila just as well — in fact we even recommend it!
  • Hand wash to preserve the design