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ROSES ARE RED ❤ MY SOUL IS BLACK ❤ I WILL CUT YOU ❤ IF YOU TOUCH MY SNACKS 12oz travel wine tumbler

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A poem. Written my me, a serious snacker.

ROSES ARE RED
MY SOUL IS BLACK 
I WILL CUT YOU 
IF YOU TOUCH MY SNACKS

Did you know that this 12oz travel wine tumbler holds exactly one recommended serving size of Cool Ranch Doritos? If you love your snacks more than you love your vino this cup is for you! Portion control at it's finest!

❤ Design will not peel, crack, or scratch off

❤ Double-walled, vacuum sealed, stainless steel construction maintains your drink's temperature

handmade to order in ❤california❤