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Sweary Gifts For The Mom That Cusses

Posted by Nicole Chenault on

You're a Mom that swears like a fucking sailor. Or maybe that describes your Mom, Sister, or Friend and you are on the hunt for the perfect gift. But not just any gift. You are looking for a gift that ACTUALLY speaks to them. Maybe you're wanting to treat yourself?
Then you have come to the right place. I have put together a list of fun Sweary gift items to give to the Mom that cusses a little too much. All of the products in this guide are from Women owned small businesses. I hope these gifts bring joy and laughter to the Mom you love.

Go The F*ck To Sleep Theramist

 If you struggle to fall asleep this spray will help you go the fuck to sleep. This spray is made with organic lavender and lemon essential oils, calming flower essences, and natural spring water. It promotes relaxation and helps you fucking sleep. 


 Best Fucking Mom Wine Glass

 This one is for all of the wine lovers. This Best Fucking Mom wine glass is the perfect gift to show the special Mom in your life how great she is. She will be reminded how awesome you are every time she enjoys her wine with this glass.

Fresh Out Of Fucks Candle

These candles are made with 100% all natural coconut wax blend and a cotton Eco Wick. Since these candles are made with coconut wax you can expect that your candles to burn longer. Give the gift of relaxation with this Fresh Out Of Fucks candle.     


Badass Necklace — sold out

Any badass Mom needs a badass necklace. This necklace will allow any Mom to step into the badass that they truly are. This 14k gold is tarnish resistant, lead and nickel free necklace comes with a 2" extender chain piece for flexibility on length.


Good Moms Say Bad Words

Bad words do not make bad Moms. This shirt is perfect for the sweary Mom that wants to let the world know that just because you use "colorful" language doesn't automatically mean you're a bad Mom. These shirts are available in nine colors and up to size 2XL.

Welcome To The Shit Show Towel

Let's face it. If you're a Mom you probably have a shitshow taking place at home. Give your Kitchen or Bathroom a quick face lift with these funny towels. This will give your guests a reminder to bring you booze the next time they visit. 


Good Morning Bitches Soap

You probably don't greet your family with a good morning bitches, or maybe you do? This is great for those not so perky risers (like me). This soap is infused with rosemary and peppermint and made in small batches using high quality, plant-based, cruelty free, natural and organic ingredients.

Let That Shit Go Vibe Spray

This room spray is just what every sweary Mom needs when you need to change the vibe in the room. Help yourself and everyone else around you chill out and let that shit go. This spray's scent profile is of Bay and Cedar.


Fuck Around And Find Out Coffee Mug

 No one will want to fuck with Mom when this mug is in her hand. Enjoy your coffee or tea and hopefully the peace and quiet this mug can bring you. This ceramic mug comes in 11oz or 15oz and is dishwasher and microwave safe.


 Hot Mom Shit Wine Tumbler

Keep your drink of choice safe in this Hot Mom Shit wine tumbler. The snap on lid helps prevent spills. This tumbler will keep your drinks hot or cold for hours. No more reheating your coffee 100 times or adding more ice cubes to your boozy drinks.

I hope that you have found some new things to treat yourself with or to gift to another Sweary Mom deserving of something that speaks to her heart. Being a Sweary Mom isn't everyone's cup of vodka but I hope it helps to know that you aren't the only one out there and that there are products available just for you.

With love and zero fucks left to give,

Nicole Chenault




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