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Sweary Gifts For The Sweary Women

Posted by Nicole Chenault on

You're a women that's not afraid to drop a well placed Fbomb. Or maybe you just have a potty mouth. Or maybe that describes your Mom, Sister, or Friend and you are on the hunt for the perfect gift. But not just any gift. You are looking for a gift that ACTUALLY speaks to them. Maybe you're wanting to treat yourself?
Then you have come to the right place. I have put together a list of fun Sweary gift items to give to the Mom that cusses a little too much. All of the products in this guide are from Women owned small businesses. I hope these gifts bring joy and laughter to the Mom you love.

 

 

 If you struggle to fall asleep this spray will help you go the fuck to sleep. This spray is made with organic lavender and lemon essential oils, calming flower essences, and natural spring water. It promotes relaxation and helps you fucking sleep. 

                 

Go The F*ck To Sleep Theramist

 This one is for all of the wine lovers. This Best Fucking Mom wine glass is the perfect gift to show the special Mom in your life how great she is. She will be reminded how awesome you are every time she enjoys her wine with this glass.

 Best Fucking Mom Wine Glass

These candles are made with 100% all natural coconut wax blend and a cotton Eco Wick. Since these candles are made with coconut wax you can expect that your candles to burn longer. Give the gift of relaxation with this Fresh Out Of Fucks candle.     

     

Fresh Out Of Fucks Candle

 We speak your language… Prepare to have your mind blown. A delicious California red blend boasting blueberry, blackberry, and overripe black cherry flavors that explode on the palate, with a smooth, savory finish. Edgy on the bottle, velvety in the glass, no B.S., just a Good Fucking Red Blend.

 

 

Good Fucking Red Wine Blend

This comfortable headband is for lovers of the movie Christmas Vacation. Not only is it easy to wear and comfortable, it's also adorned with sparkly words that say “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes” and a fluffy fringe for added festive flair. This Christmas party headband is perfect to help you stand out at an Ugly Christmas Sweater party, Holiday Office Party, or Christmas with your family. You WILL BE the most festive person at the party while wearing this party headband! 

Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Crown

Bad words do not make bad Moms. This shirt is perfect for the sweary Mom that wants to let the world know that just because you use "colorful" language doesn't automatically mean you're a bad Mom. These shirts are available in nine colors and up to size 2XL.

Good Moms Say Bad Words

Let's face it. If you're a Mom you probably have a shitshow taking place at home. Give your Kitchen or Bathroom a quick face lift with these funny towels. This will give your guests a reminder to bring you booze the next time they visit. 

 

Welcome To The Shit Show Towel

Treat yourself or a special Bichota in your life to the "Bichota" Beaded Word Bracelet! Available in either rose quartz or clay heishi beads, this lightweight, stackable bracelet is a perfect reminder (with a side of sass) that you are a strong, empowered queen. These bracelets can be customized to say whatever you'd like.

Bichota Bracelet

This room spray is just what every sweary Mom needs when you need to change the vibe in the room. Help yourself and everyone else around you chill out and let that shit go. This spray's scent profile is of Bay and Cedar.

 

Let That Shit Go Vibe Spray

 No one will want to fuck with Mom when this mug is in her hand. Enjoy your coffee or tea and hopefully the peace and quiet this mug can bring you. This ceramic mug comes in 11oz or 15oz and is dishwasher and microwave safe.

 

Fuck Around And Find Out Coffee Mug

Everyone has that one friend who loves a good F bomb! Place this stylish sweary sticker with bold pink and black wording on your laptop, water bottle, phone case, or tablet. Perfect for a friend, your neighbor, sister, sarcastic friend, or basic girly, even your swear word loving co-worker. Add it to a birthday party favor goodie bag, a stocking stuffer, or a simple addition to a greeting card!

Hey Fuckers and Don't Be A Bitch Stickers

A motivating, encouraging quote that will leave a smile. Keep it close to your heart and behold the power of positivity. This 20 oz tumbler is the perfect gift to have on hand at all times during the year.

Kindness Coffee Tumbler

A motivating, encouraging quote that will leave a smile. Keep it close to your heart and behold the power of positivity. This 20 oz tumbler is the perfect gift to have on hand at all times during the year.

 

 

 

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