Join Our Affiliate team
✨ Become an F-Bombs & Booze Affiliate
Get paid to share snarky, witchy, “I-need-a-drink” tumblers your audience will obsess over.
Free to join • 25% commissions • 15% off for your followers • Fast PayPal payouts
https://fbombsandbooze.goaffpro.com/create-account
💸 Why Join The F-Bombs & Booze Affiliate Crew?
Your audience already loves coffee, wine, sarcasm, and not taking life so damn seriously.
You get:
- 25% commission on every sale you refer
- 15% off discount code for your audience
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Free tumbler of your choice after your first sale (40oz excluded — because shipping and physics hate us)
- A brand that actually answers DMs and cheers you on
If your vibe is “relatable chaos but make it cute” — you’re home. 🖤
https://fbombsandbooze.goaffpro.com/create-account
🙌 How It Works (Spoiler: It’s Easy)
- Apply using the button above
- Get approved + grab your link/code in your affiliate dashboard
- Share your favorite designs however you create best
- Get paid through PayPal every two weeks
🔮 Who We’re Looking For
We don’t care if you have 100 followers or 200,000 — we care if your audience trusts you.
- Mom humor & relatable life
- Cozy lifestyle & coffee lovers
- Gift-idea content
- Anyone who loves snark, sass, and cozy chaos
https://fbombsandbooze.goaffpro.com/create-account
🏆 Commissions, Perks & Bonuses
- 25% commission on every order
- 15% off code for your audience
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Free tumbler after your first sale (40oz excluded)
- Chances to be featured on our socials + email list
🎥 Content That Performs
- Unboxings and first-impressions
- Gift ideas (“for THAT friend”)
- Cozy coffee or wine rituals
- Funny “if you know, you know” moments
- Day-in-the-life clips
Include your link/code and a simple disclosure like:
This is an affiliate link — I may earn a commission if you purchase.
🚫 A Few Ground Rules
- No hateful or discriminatory content
- No stolen artwork or plagiarized designs
- Be transparent about affiliate links
- No promising miracle cures from a cup (as much as we’d love that)
❓ FAQ
Do I need a big following?
Nope! Micro-creators often convert best.
Do I get a free tumbler right away?
You get a free tumbler of your choice after your first sale (40oz excluded).
How do I track sales?
Your GoAffPro dashboard shows live tracking.
How do I get paid?
We pay monthly through PayPal.
Can I use my code everywhere?
Yes — stories, captions, comments, YouTube, blogs — go wild.
🎉 Ready to Join?
If you’re funny, witchy, sarcastic, cozy, chaotic — or all of the above — we’d love to have you.
https://fbombsandbooze.goaffpro.com/create-account
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